exomeme | part sixty nine

part sixty nine

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prompt on epm, suho as founder of a kai fansite, so here's a bit of that

1360w, all pts to maknae

jongin is awakened by the harsh sound of furious fingers slamming onto the keyboard. he feels around the bed for his phone, which he finds under his pillow, and checks the time. 4:23AM. jongin lets out a long sigh that ends in a yell of frustration.

“hyung, we have practice in two hours… just stop! why are you even still awake?”

jongin waits for a reply that doesn’t come.

as he lays there on the bed and continues to listen to the keyboard being smashed like there’s no tomorrow, jongin regrets agreeing to switch rooms with sehun for the night. he remembers being tucked in and ready for bed, in his own comfortable and clean bed, when sehun came crashing through his door — literally, he hit his dumb head on the on the foot of jongin’s bed — begging for jongin to sleep with joonmyun that night.

jongin isn’t necessarily close to joonmyun (which he knows is his own fault since he pushes him away because he gets all hot and bothered whenever the older boy gets near him), so declining the request could have caused some misunderstandings. but really, jongin thought this opportunity would allow him to get closer to the leader. and how could you say no to a boy who had a bluish-green bruise forming right in the middle of his forehead?

but the opportunity to get close to joonmyun just didn’t happen. when he first entered the room, he saw joonmyun on his bed, hunched over his laptop with a phone in his hand, headphones on, and various types of ribbon surrounding him. he didn’t even notice that jongin walked in.

jongin sighs and checks the time again. 4:35AM. the furious typing hadn’t stopped even once since he last checked the time. ready to bitch out his leader, like baekhyun does to chanyeol when chanyeol is being a little shit, he gets out of bed and comes right up behind joonmyun. he’s still in the same damn position, with those damn headphones on, and those damn colorful ribbons decorating his damn bed like they’re fucking rose petals.

jongin tries to see what joonmyun is looking at — hoping it’s not porn because who wants to kill a boner? — but he can’t because the older boy’s face is so close to the monitor that his head blocks out most of the screen.

just as jongin is about to rip off joonmyun’s headphones and scream into his ears, the typing stops and there is a long moment of silence.

joonmyun suddenly straightens out his back and carefully takes off his headphones. he gingerly puts them aside and places it on his bed. he then slowly moves away from the computer screen, and jongin backs away at the same time. jongin sees a black background with some english written on it in a fancy font. he tries to make out what it says, but his knowledge of english is minimal. but with the way joonmyun is staring at the words, as if he’s going to burst out crying any minute now, he really wishes he attended more of those english lessons with kyungsoo.

“hyung? what does that s—”

♫ I’M BRINGING SEXY BACK, YUP ♫

jongin jumps at the sudden playing of music and lets out a shriek of surprise.

“holy shit, hyung. what the fuck man! why—”

joonmyun lets out a laugh. it starts off small and quiet, but then it progresses. jongin sees joonmyun — no, not joonmyun, but rather some demonic being with manic laughter and dark eyes — staring at the screen. when the evil being speaks, even the voice doesn’t like joonmyun:

“it’s… it’s finished…”

jongin wants to crumble to the ground in fetal position and cry, but he’s frozen in his place. his body trembles as he starts to believe that the words on the screen are some satanic mantra that joonmyun has stumbled upon. maybe he’s possessed. maybe he joined some cult. oh my god…

joonmyun’s laughter is even louder than the music now.

“nocutplay…”

what is he saying, jongin thinks.

“eatyouup……”

wait a second.

“k’aura…………..”

jongin looks at the computer screen and sees various pictures of a beautiful, toned body flashing across the screen all the while sexy back playing in the background.

it takes a minute for him to register what’s happening.

that body is most definitely mi—

“THOSE BITCHES HAVE NOTHING ON ‘THELIFEOFKAI’!!!”

-

sehun walks back to the room jongin and kyungsoo share with a smirk on his face, humming to sexy back. as he enters the room, he’s greeted by nine other members, when there should only be three. sehun glares at chanyeol. he receives a sheepish grin in return.

“hey! come on. this story is too fucking hilarious to leave any of us out.”

sehun continues to glare at him, and hams it up a bit by dramatically flipping his bangs out of his face.

“you, chanyeol… you… are… so fucking right.”

the ten bodies erupt with laughter. they make so much noise that could cost them even more hours of practice later on in the day, but at that moment they couldn't care less.

it was almost 5AM and all throughout the dorms the only thing that could be heard was the chants of ten men saying, “thelifeofkai! thelifeofkai! thelifeofkai!”

-

joonmyun still cringes at the memory. three months ago all his members found out that their beloved (or so he hopes) leader runs a fansite for another member, specifically jongin. whenever he thinks about it he wants to shrivel up and die of embarrassment. joonmyun shakes his head and slaps himself a bit.

how dare i think of such negative thoughts? i have a damn fansite to run! okay, yeah, maybe i shouldn’t have bad-mouthed all those other fansites, but those noonas can be so mean! okay, joonmyun. focus. you can do this. the lives of over 5000 fans are in your care… you are important in life… you are needed… you are—

joonmyun's thoughts are interrupted by the ringing of his hand phone. ♫ listen, neukkil su inni ♫

he smiles at the sound of his ringtone. it wasn't even his idea to make jongin his ringtone, it was his members who teased him about it. luckily they did, or else joonmyun would have missed out on the joy of hearing his idol's voice every time he had an incoming call (which was often, considering how many people he has been in contact with to plan a spectacular event for jongin's birthday next year -- you could never be too early).

joonmyun allows his ringtone to play a full ten times before answering his phone, because once he hears jongin's voice he can't get enough. he finds that ten times is the bare minimum, which he has learned to adjust to, because anything beyond ten rings had caused him to miss some very important phone calls: other fansite noonas praising him, cursing at him, offering a discount, etc.

so when joonmyun answers this phone call, he expects it to be one pertaining to his list of events he has lined up for jongin. repackage album support, food for managers and staff, calendar for 2014, christmas cake special...

"hello, jongmyun speaking."

joonmyun could never give away his real name, because fans are smart enough to put two and two together. so, his genius self had combined his name with his idol's to form his current alias. plus how would they react if they found out jongin's bandmate ran a fansite for him! they would tear apart my site and claim all my success is a result of my personal connections... though that may be partially true... still! i have put blood, sweat, and tears into this and i will not let anyone bring me down!

joonmyun realizes he's still on the phone and mentally curses at himself. he repeats his greeting, but gets no reply.

"hello?"

after a long moment of silence, in an extremely high pitched voice, "your. little. secret. is OUT!"

lmao gj

hte lefie of kai

$$$ anon? so generous unf

crying anon this is great

somehow i can see suho being a creep with a double life like that

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