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part sixty nine

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1557 words, team baekhyun. tw: badfic + wolf!mochi eating baekhyun (idk is this considered fanart/ps/photography??????) it was supposed to be crackfic but then the ending happened...

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1557 words, team baekhyun. tw: badfic + wolf!mochi eating baekhyun (idk is this considered fanart/ps/photography??????) it was supposed to be crackfic but then the ending happened...

after hours and hours of wandering alone around the island, someone finally sends him a life jacket and a paddle. it comes with a bright yellow ribbon, pretty and yet a sore to the eyes. the forest is so dark that the thing glimmers under the moonlight. baekhyun's heartbeat starts running ten miles per hour (no but really, trust me i'm byun baek) as he watches them fall to the ground, anticipating at the tip of his fingertips.

baekhyun wants to hyperventilate and start fanning himself, but he figures those actions weren't very... manly to do. is this for real, baekhyun thinks as he stares at the vest lying innocently under the tree, is this--but my district wants me dead, they probably won't sponsor me...(｀_´)ゞ

baekhyun scratches his head and blinks. he doesn't know why, but he's got a bad feeling about this 【・ヘ・】 is this a trap? am i gonna die? baekhyun thinks, trying to sing it to the tune of his neighbor henry's song in the morning during the showers. it was annoying to listen to every time baekhyun's eating breakfast, but that doesn't mean it's not catchy. oh and his neighbor's hot. like really hot that baekhyun was once tempted to visit the district he moved from (kris wu's, apparently, damn must be full of hotties). (≧∇≦)/

sighing loudly, baekhyun finally looks up and sees the stars ☆*:.｡. ~twinkle twinkle~.｡.:*☆ back at him like it was a good sign. for a second he was convinced that it even smiled at him. maybe if he flirts with it they'll send him a boat, too. after all, desperate situations call for desperate actions.

but then he catches himself before he can even flash a smile towards the star. oh dear god, he's going mad. (•ิ_•ิ)

"i can do this," baekhyun says, trying to assure himself. he pumps his fists into the air before kneeling down next to the tree. it's now or never; two gunshots have already been fired, which means if he dies after a failed attempt to escape the island (isn't that the purpose of the vest?) he won't be the worst tribute after all. at least he died to appease his sponsors. or something. fuck them if they want him dead, though.

after a few minutes of deciding whether to go down near the beach or jumping off the cliff (that isn't a very bright idea, he scolds himself, but considers the option anyway) he hears the leaves rustling behind him. in a state of panic baekhyun grabs the paddle and awkwardly goes to his "fencing" pose. (he was never trained properly, shut up.)

baekhyun squints in the dark. someone's definitely trying to hide himself next to the bush, but instead of looking like a creepy psycho killer like this (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) he looks like an oversized bunny trying to make himself as little as possible. ⊂((・▽・))⊃

"yixing ಥ‿ಥ?" baekhyun calls out, feeling hopeful. if that is yixing, he definitely won't hurt him and maybe they'll even be allies. "yixing is that you?"

"no, uh," someone says, and when he finally steps out, baekhyun breathes in relief. "it's me, lu han."

baekhyun feels very, very grateful. he'd been friends with lu han back in the training camp and he's certain that they had been close enough for lu han not to attack him during the game. besides, lu han had always seemed so... composed and shy and quiet, just all pretty smiles and comforting touches whenever baekhyun flops ~~all the time~~ at something during training.

"i thought i was gonna have a heart attack," baekhyun says, clutching his chest. "i thought you were yixing or something, maybe joonmyun, but last i know he's stuck in a studded tank and just cowardly hides there with his jacuzzi."

"haha, where'd you hear that?" lu han asks feebly.

"i saw jongdae," baekhyun says. he remembers seeing him trying to climb all over suho's tank on their way to the gymnasium a few hours ago. it was hilarious seeing his tiny friend clinging on that thing like his life depended on it. "and before the game he told me that he overheard joonmyun requesting for tanks with his own money."

"oh, i see." lu han awkwardly twiddles his fingers. baekhyun thinks he looks very, very harmless. no weapons, no advances so far.

"so, what brought you here?" he asks casually, as if they're not stuck in some island trying to kill each other.

"i... i actually left minseok for a while," lu han confesses. his eyes are bright and clear under the moonlight. "we ran out of food supplies. we didn't notice sehun take them while we were building traps."

"oh you're hungry," he deadpans. "and sehun, huh, he's a good kid."

"yeah, and also a sneaky little kid." lu han chuckles before turning his gaze onto baekhyun. "i was supposed to run a few more miles toward the cafeteria but i saw you, uh, staring weirdly at the sky?"

baekhyun notices the way he kept biting his lips. he tries not to feel threatened, but he grips the wooden paddle on his back tightly. "ha-ha, that was nothing." he quickly changes the subject to avoid himself from more embarrassing situations. "you teamed up with minseok?"

lu han shrugs. "we're the same age and he's a good strategists," lu han says, nodding to himself with a small smile. "he makes up traps and all like a pro. he's amazing, really. besides, he's really nice to me."

"that's good, at least you have someone with you," baekhyun says. his stomach is already churning and his gut is twisting everywhere. lu han advances forward after he saw the way baekhyun's arms shake. damn it he didn't even notice he was shaking.

"are you okay, baek?"

"yes." baekhyun steps back, and shit what is that look on lu han's face like he's-- "hey, i can go with you to the cafeteria if you want?" he tries weakly.

"not really." lu han darts his tongue on his lower lip and raises an eyebrow at baekhyun. baekhyun stares back at him, wide-eyed. "i can't be assed to run all the way there," he says, and after pausing for a few seconds, he singsongs, "my food is just right here~ (๑╹っ╹๑)"

"you can't eat me," baekhyun finally screeches, horrified. before he can even run or hit lu han with the paddle, lu han's already got him on the ground, wide hips and strong arms pinning him down. "YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE VEGAN, YOU FUCKER."

"i like raw meat," lu han whispers into his ear, and baekhyun sees him grinning from his peripheral. "i think they taste better than sushi (⌒▽⌒)☆."

"BUT YOU HAD MINSEOK WITH YOU."

lu han blinks innocently, lashes long and pretty. however, baekhyun still gulps, afraid for his life as lu han turns him around so they're face to face. "you can't eat an ally," he says nicely, smiling at baekhyun. all of his teeth are out, like that one time they asked him to impersonate some famous celebrity from the capitol. ʘ‿ʘ shit, shit, shit-- "they're not supposed to be the main course too, you know. they're destined to be desserts. or at least minseok should be."

"you mean save the best for the last," baekhyun says dejectedly, finally accepting his fate. there's no use in trying to fight lu han. he was sent as a tribute instead of his capitol punishment; he was destined to die, anyway. "ha, ha, ha, i'm not an appetizer."

lu han drags a hand over his cheek. "i really liked you, baek," lu han says. "you are nice and lovely, but i like minseok more, you see."

"okay," he says. baekhyun doesn't have to hear the rest. instead, he stills completely and closes his eyes. there's a sharp pang at the back of his neck, and his consciousness finally slips away.

quietly, lu han tiptoes his way inside the abandoned classroom he and minseok have settled in. minseok looks up from the bombs he's trying to create (they were all from lu han's rich sponsors) and blinks when he saw a small piece of raw meat on lu han's hand.

surprised, minseok stutters, "you--didn't, right?"

lu han hums in reply. "i saw rabbits on my way to the caf," he says. "i only caught one, though." he sees the dubious look on minseok's face and jokes, "don't worry. i won't turn you into a cannibal."

minseok inspects it. if lu han had killed someone, he could have brought the whole body in the room instead of just a piece. maybe it's rabbit meat. minseok has never tried them, so he wouldn't know how they'd look like. "okay," he finally says and smiles, "let's go make dinner."

during dinner, minseok tells him how good and fresh rabbit meat is and how they should find some again tomorrow for lunch, but lu han only smiles and doesn't touch the food.

that night, no gunshot is fired, and lu han doesn't sleep a wink.

cries have you done emoticon fic on here before? either way ;; this is too qt ;; minus baekhyun being eaten ahh

(also i want mochi now too omg this is probably a horribly inappropriate reaction)

anon ;~~~~~~~~; why baek

...wait what why was luhan like that what

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