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wc!au - team lay; yixing has soft boobs
(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)1026 words
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(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)Re: wc!au - team lay; yixing has soft boobs
(Anonymous) 2014-07-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)Zhang Yixing would consider this a wonderful achievement in life (because wow morning wood is so inconvenient when you live with so many other people who like to tease) except for the fact that he also wakes up that day without a dick to even get morning wood.
In fact, Zhang Yixing wakes up with a vagina in Yixing Jr.’s place and a pair of boobs as if to compensate for his balls or something. His lonely, lonely balls.
Zhang Yixing wakes up one day as a female. He looks over at his phone as sees that it’s only seven in the morning and decides it is far too early for him to attempt to deal with this shit.
When Zhang Yixing wakes up about forty five minutes later, he peeks into his boxers and, yup, no dick. He then looks into his sleep shirt and confirms that, yes, his nipples are still pink but he’s also now about a B cup. He gropes himself as further confirmation. Soft.
So they’re at the very least natural, wherever the fuck these boobs came from.
Yixing throws on a sweatshirt and pads quietly over to Lu Han’s bed, careful not to wake Jongdae.
“Lu Han,” Yixing whispers into Lu Han’s ear. His voice is a little higher now and just a little bit husky. Lu Han grumbles something incomprehensible. “Wake up, I have boobs,” Yixing says a little bit louder this time, shaking Lu Han lightly.
“Mmm…yes, you do, you little minx,” Lu Han grumbles. Yixing blinks. What? Lu Han’s eyes haven’t opened yet.
“What do you with them?” Yixing asks.
“Let me suck on them—” Yixing glances at Lu Han’s crotch and decides that this conversation is over by slapping him awake. Lu Han’s eyes shoot open and he sits up. “What the fuck was that—” he starts exclaiming, until his brain catches up with his mouth and he realizes that he’s staring at someone who looks remarkably like Yixing (even the same haircut. Woah!) but can’t be Yixing because since when was Yixing a pretty girl?
“Lu Han, I woke up with boobs,” Yixing hisses, burying his head in his hands. Lu Han blinks. “Lu Han, it’s me. Yixing.”
Lu Han’s first reaction is to grope Yixing’s chest.
“Soft,” Lu Han whispers in amazement. Yixing slaps him again. “Wait, you have boobs.” Yixing nods sadly before Lu Han screams.
Jongdae falls off his bed with a thud, and Lu Han can hear the rushed footsteps of their other members running toward their bedroom door. Junmyeon throws open the door and asks, concerned, “What’s wrong.”
Lu Han lightly squeezes Yixing’s boobs again and exclaims, “They’re so soft and they’re attached to Yixing!”
Junmyeon’s brow furrows. “What?”
Yixing sighs before smacking Lu Han’s hands away and lifting up his sweatshirt along with his shirt.
Junmyeon screams. Sehun and Zitao finally make it to the door and, upon looking over Junmyeon’s shoulder, start screaming as well.
Jongdae, still sprawled on the ground with his sheets tangled around his legs, groans. “Guys, stop. It’s our day off. It’s not even eight A.M. It’s too early for this shit.”
“There’s not as big as I thought they’d be,” Lu Han notes once the initial hysteria dies down. They’re all gathered in the living room, waiting for their managers who went outside to make some calls and probably have a group smoke because they clearly did not sign up for this shit.
(“Fucking boybands. They warned me this was going to happen to one of them, and I didn’t listen,” Yixing hears one of their managers grumble as he slips on his shoes before shutting the door. Yixing briefly wonders who else this has happened too.)
“Fuck you,” Yixing grumbles. He has only been a girl for the past two hours (awake, at least), but he’s already rather defensive about his girls.
Wow, that was fucking weird to say.
“Why were you thinking about Yixing’s theoretical boobs?” Baekhyun snorts.
“I mean, he’s always wearing those low as fuck cut tank tops,” Lu Han protests.
“That doesn’t explain anything,” Baekhyun shoots back, and Lu Han pauses and realizes, no, it real doesn’t.
“Anyway, they’re not as big, but they’re a nice perfect handful,” Lu Han continues. Yixing frowns while the other nine groan.
“Do the rest of us get to try?” Chanyeol laughs, wiggling his eyebrows mock lecherously. Yixing looks down and feels the tips of his ears go red.
“Guys, stop,” Junmyeon says. Probably thinks he’s protecting Yixing’s honor or something.
“Just kidding, come on,” Chanyeol retorts, chuckling some more as he punches Junmyeon’s shoulder lightly. Junmyeon doesn’t look nearly as amused as Chanyeol does. “It’s still Yixing. That’d be weird.” Yixing is slightly disappointed that Chanyeol doesn’t actually want to touch his boobs. They really are rather nice. To his right, Lu Han looks a bit offended by Chanyeol’s implied meaning that Lu Han is weird for groping Yixing’s boobs already. What else was he supposed to do?
An awkward silence settles over them before Jongin speaks up.
“So does that mean…your down there…is…?” Jongin looks awkwardly flustered.
“My dick is gone,” Yixing says bluntly. This catches everyone, startling those who were still half asleep for this ideal awake.
“So it’s…” Jongin looks like he’s struggling to find the words to put this delicately.
“I have the body of a girl,” Yixing states simply and Jongin presses his mouth into a thin line as he nods tersely.
“Have you tried touching yourself?” Zitao asks in Mandarin and Lu Han chokes on his own spit. The rest of the members look confused. “What did you say?” Sehun whispers at Zitao, and Zitao flaps a hand telling him to be quiet.
“What? No. That’s not the first thing I think of when I wake up with new body parts,” Yixing answers, though now he’s kind of curious.
“Really now?” Zitao smirks.
Yixing throws a pillow at him.
Yes, really.
Yixing is a pure virginal flower.
Who is definitely not going to try this out when he finally gets the chance to shower.
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