exomeme | part seventy two

The thing is appeasing anons is hard haha. I just, if I address everything at the end when the points really do come down to life and death for oppars any decision I make is going to end in omg mod is so biased.

I'm actually half in mind to just let meme make a system for me to use...

doesn't he alternate btw dage and lay?

i'm assuming that sme is pulling a jaejoong with him

please write in gdocs omg we lost xiuhan gold today u___u

moddir jiayou! (9*^*)9

luhan meant to say xiumin is his air

why do you say that non :(

in the end i think it doesn't really matter who dies and if people think the decision is biased. anons will probably complain no matter what anyways. so, maybe just try to ignore any threads that are too harsh for your own sake and go with what you think is right?

i'm just worried we'll lose fanart/edit participation if they wait for the point system this week and their oppars die before next elimination haha

ah xiuhan stan

i apologise in advance

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not sure if posted but ot12 with chantaoris and baeklay ;~; haven't chensoo done that pose before? lol

1179 words of mpreg please don't click if you don't like. also this part one of this uh. series.

it’s a typical thursday evening in the great hall. the air is bustling with excited chatter and amazing smells, and jongdae attacks his roast beef with all the ferocity of a starved lion. he’s about to reach for a second serving when the doors open with a bang, and his name is yelled by a voice he knows intimately.

soon he finds himself dragged to his feet by his collar, face to face with his boyfriend, head boy and pride of slytherin house, kim junmyeon.

“you fucking dick,” he snarls, and jongdae feels equally scared and turned on at the same time. who knew having his boyfriend be all dominating would be hot?

“hey junmyeonnie hyung,” he’s all breathless and completely limp in junmyeon’s grip.

“come with me,” junmyeon hisses, and drags jongdae away even before he can say yes.

he’s dragged to a stairwell somewhere near mcgonagall's office. that’s when he notices that junmyeon’s really stressed out, frown lines visible on his forehead and skin a little pale.

“hey,” he says, reaching out to touch junmyeon. “what’s wrong?”

junmyeon pulls away, and jongdae’s heart sinks a little. he paces around the landing for a while before finally leaning against a wall, eyes closed and fists clenched.

“i’m pregnant,” he says, so softly that jongdae almost misses it. “it’s yours and i’m scared and i don’t know what to do.”

jongdae’s mouth opens and closes. “but,” he says after a pause. “you’re a guy.” his eyes flit down to junmyeon’s crotch. “we’ve had sex so many times. you have a dick and balls. you’re a guy.”

junmyeon whacks him over the head. “we’re wizards, you moron. men can get pregnant with magic too,” at the mention of magic he slides down to the floor, head in his hands. “even so it’s so rare...” his voice trails off and jongdae doesn’t know what else to so he settles for sitting next to junmyeon and sliding a hand in his.

“we’ll figure this out together,” he says, snuggling into junmyeon to rest his head on junmyeon’s shoulder. “we’ll do this together, i promise.”

*

apparently male pregnancies are usually either a result of a massive magical surge due to some kind of celestial alignment, or an intense magical compatibility. jongdae likes to think it’s the latter, though junmyeon believes it happened the day they had sex in the astronomy tower, some six weeks ago.

“there was an alignment,” he insists, pointing at his runes notes. “see here? jupiter, saturn and uranus were aligned with the sun.”

jongdae squints at the geometric shapes but he doesn’t see anything. “the only thing i saw was that my dick was aligned with your anus.”

that earns him a stinging jinx to his groin. he curls up in pain, gripping his crotch in agony, and junmyeon gathers his books with a huff and walks away.

*

jongdae finds himself in front of the slytherin dungeons a few hours later, after the stinging had eased into a dull throb on the tip of his dick. he paces back and forth, considers knocking, but then reconsiders and continues pacing again.

“if it isn’t the boyfriend,” byun baekhyun says as a greeting, giving him a once over. “you’d think he’d dump you after one night but one year on and you’ve been sexiled.”

“wrong usage of word,” jongdae tuts. “really, byun baekhyun, one wonders how you’ve managed to last six years at hogwarts with that kind of brain in your skull.”

baekhyun snorts. “oh dear salazar, just look at this poor little ravenclaw, trying to use his wit to one-up a slytherin.” he steps into jongdae’s comfort zone. “if you think your smart-ass is gonna get you in to see junmyeon-hyung, you can fucking try next century.” he turns on his heel to enter the common room, but jongdae grabs his robes and falls to his knees in the process. he imagines the image he’s making is beyond pathetic, but he pushes the thought far back into the corners of his mind.

“please, i need to talk to him,” he hopes there’s a shred of decency in some rogue cell in byun baekhyun’s being that would take pity on him.

the doors open just as baekhyun’s about to open his mouth, and junmyeon’s behind it, his arms crossed and a frown on his pretty lips.

“kim jongdae,” there’s no trace of emotion in his voice.

“hi baby,” jongdae says with the biggest grin he can manage without tearing his cheeks off. he lets go of baekhyun’s robes, and hopes it makes up for his pathetic position.

junmyeon rolls his eyes, pulls jongdae up by the collar and drags him away from the slytherin common room.

*

“so,” junmyeon’s fiddling with his thumbs. “i’ve decided to keep him.”

“him?” jongdae asks. they’d sat in silence by the lake for a long while, and he was just about to fall asleep when junmyeon began talking.

junmyeon’s frown deepens. “the baby, you little shit.”

“right,” jongdae says, then. “that’s great!” he grabs junmyeon’s hands in his. “anything you need, i’m here for you, hyung.”

junmyeon shakes his head, but doesn’t pull away this time. “it’s not going to be easy, jongdae. we need to tell my parents about this.”

right. junmyeon’s parents. jongdae gulps. he’s only met them once, after they’ve dated for around eight months or so and junmyeon felt that he shouldn’t keep jongdae a secret from his pureblood family.

to this day jongdae still gets shivers down his spine thinking about the way junmyeon’s father had slammed his cup of tea onto the table when junmyeon introduced jongdae as his boyfriend. luckily, his mother had been supportive, calming her husband down and leading him into his study. she then came out with scones and a giant, leather-bound book of junmyeon’s childhood pictures. she treated jongdae as though he were her own after that, even owling him homemade pies and sweets on his birthday.

“at least mother-in-law might be okay with it?” jongdae asks, but his voice is shaky because dating is one issue and having a baby is another.

junmyeon snorts, and bursts out laughing. “mother-in-law? jongdae, did you just propose to me?”

jongdae’s eyes grow wide as his own words sink in. “no!” he says, but then wants to take that back immediately. “i mean, not that i don’t want to marry you, hyung, because i really do want to marry you, but that wasn’t a proposal, not at all. it’s just. don’t i have to call her mother-in-law now that...” his voice trails off and he suddenly feels very, very stupid. “i’m being an idiot right now, am i?”

junmyeon chuckles and ruffles his hair. “my favourite idiot. just call her mum like you’ve been doing all this while. why change now?”

“i don’t know, i’m just suddenly scared, i guess.”

junmyeon pulls jongdae into a hug, and jongdae suddenly feels very young and very reliant on his boyfriend even though he isn’t the pregnant one. “remember what you said? we’re in this together, jongdae.”

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these three pics were consecutive on my dash lol, actual spot the difference game with ice age sid luhan

baeklay n____n lmao kai wat r u doin

they're super cute, baekhyun trying to make his eyes bigger all o_o haha

wait for my magenta background

i couldn't recognize baek at all tbh

rme

egg white couple <3

look into my crystal ball of the future anons

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baekyeol in ten years

i wish there was an epm for fanarts

baekyeol died

also lol siwon

he really does look like sid lmao

How do anons feel about a base point system with ranges?

For example doing a doodle will get you a base of 2 pts and then up to 5 (including the multiplier) depending on extra characters/number of doodles/quality/etc

For bw line art it's the same concept but with a base pt of 4 and up to 9.

For flat color- 7-12 and full color 12-20. If there are amazing artworks there will be bonus points on top of that (ex the ot12 team baekhyun pic from last round) and those decisions will be explained in the margin. These ranges are not final for example if you draw a flat colored piece with ot12 and a full background with battle scenes it /will/ get more points than a full colored single portrait of a member.

As for edits I think they'll start at 4 pts and go up to 10 at the most, gifs will depend on on frame number and I guess the overall quality (again hard to define) and start at 6 pts and go up to 12. Also if a gif is handmade "drawn by hand" then it will be judged as a fanart rather than an edit (ex chanyeol's favorite Pokemon gif)

Currently vocaroos are scored at around 6-14 depending on if the lyrics are made by the anon and how long the recording is.

Fanvids generally score 15+ if not in the 20s after including the multiplier.

part seventy two

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