[Away kit: state of the art, diamond infused fiber material jerseys. black and white with a few artistic bloodstains for dramatic effect...the shorts are a little short on Sehun though]
• Player Synergy: By far the most defensive set-up, Team C comes pre-equipped with a goalie, a defender and a defensive midfield who might as well also be a defender. I’m not sure how they plan on getting any goal scoring done, but there’s a saying that goes if there is $$$$$ there is a way.
• Match Up: The diamond wall of defense should have few problems with Team B, but will struggle with the versatility of Team A. One clear advantage Team C has over the other teams is the presence of an actual goal keeper! What a novel concept.
• Main concerns/weaknesses: Being too hung and the diamond tank. It’s a strange combination, but hear me out. Having a big dick on the field is a disadvantage in a lot of ways. First off aerodynamicy takes a hit and it’s also a bigger target for your opponents to play dirty with. Having that thing between your legs could be a huge problem, but thankfully Team C has already invested into state of the art diamond ball cups to protect their family jewels. The diamond tank is less of a problem as it is a clear threat and warning to other players.
• If they weren’t a football team, Team C would: rule the underground. They just give me those very intense vibes sometimes, but then I remember how cute Kyungsoo is and the time when Sehun cried watching Bambi and don’t think it’s quite possible. Joonmyun is a complete loose cannon though, which might prove to be a double-edged sword to this team.
Team C:
[Away kit: state of the art, diamond infused fiber material jerseys. black and white with a few artistic bloodstains for dramatic effect...the shorts are a little short on Sehun though]
• Player Synergy: By far the most defensive set-up, Team C comes pre-equipped with a goalie, a defender and a defensive midfield who might as well also be a defender. I’m not sure how they plan on getting any goal scoring done, but there’s a saying that goes if there is $$$$$ there is a way.
• Match Up: The diamond wall of defense should have few problems with Team B, but will struggle with the versatility of Team A. One clear advantage Team C has over the other teams is the presence of an actual goal keeper! What a novel concept.
• Main concerns/weaknesses: Being too hung and the diamond tank. It’s a strange combination, but hear me out. Having a big dick on the field is a disadvantage in a lot of ways. First off aerodynamicy takes a hit and it’s also a bigger target for your opponents to play dirty with. Having that thing between your legs could be a huge problem, but thankfully Team C has already invested into state of the art diamond ball cups to protect their family jewels. The diamond tank is less of a problem as it is a clear threat and warning to other players.
• If they weren’t a football team, Team C would: rule the underground. They just give me those very intense vibes sometimes, but then I remember how cute Kyungsoo is and the time when Sehun cried watching Bambi and don’t think it’s quite possible. Joonmyun is a complete loose cannon though, which might prove to be a double-edged sword to this team.