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part fifty two

exo's first win (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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small little thing. already wrote two snippets for oneliner threads so i finished it

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kyungsoo and kris meet through chanyeol at the basketball court of the university. no one wants the new kid on their team, especially since he’s as tiny as a penguin cupcake. but kyungsoo ends up being a pretty good point guard and kris tells penguin dongsaeng that while he congratulates him for scoring the lay up that leads to their win.

"i've always wanted to be as tall as you, kris hyung" kyungsoo smiles, looking up at kris.

"aww, really? that's cute." the basketball captain pats kyungsoo head as if he's a soft toy and walks away.

rearranging his bangs, kyungsoo turns to chanyeol and asks bemusedly, "what's his problem?"

"that's tall people problem, you won't understand," chanyeol declares self importantly.

"i see," kyungsoo nods, "all your brains went to growth."

the next time they meet, it’s over lunch at the cafeteria. kris places his tray on the table kyungsoo is sitting at and smiles a charming smile, “why so lonely?”

kyungsoo stares at kris’ dumb grin. he had been looking forward to a quiet lunch and is about to tell kris that when the tall problem takes the seat opposite him. without asking, kris reaches over to kyungsoo’s tray and helps him scoops rice into his bowl of kimchi jjigae.

“thanks, kris hyung, but i like my rice dry,” says kyungsoo dryly, scooping rice out of his soup and not appreciating being taken care of at all. he endures it when kris starts giving him kimchi from his bowl, but tuts when he insists on helping him carry his bag after they finished lunch.

“um, i’m perfectly capable of looking after myself,” kyungsoo points out, looking at kris with large puzzled eyes. unfortunately, he just appears to be even cutier to kris when he does this.

“oh, i’m sorry,” kris apologises before reaching over to ruffle his hair.

"i'm not actually a teddy bear, kris," kyungsoo pushes kris' hand away and looks part amused, part annoyed at him. he drops the ‘hyung’ because he doesn’t think kris deserves that title anymore.

"you just look really, i don't know, compact, cute, efficient little limbs." kris laughs at the end. "i'm not sure what i'm talking about." he makes to mess up kyungsoo's hair again but the efficient little shortie bats his hand away.

"yeah, i'm not sure either," says kyungsoo honestly. "by the way, i might be teaching you calculus this semester, are you aware?"

kris stops laughing. "you're like three years shorter-, i mean, younger, aren't you?"

"yes, and obviously, a lot smarter." kyungsoo judges kris politely.

“we knew each other in elementary school, then he skipped a couple of grades while i struggled with life, music and love,” chanyeol elaborates to kris.

“you’re stupid,” kris interprets.

“was busy with a couple of ferrets too,” chirps chanyeol.

calculus is kris’ worst subject and newly appointed assistant professor do tries to not get personal when he flings question after question at the basketball captain in lecture. but kris thinks that penguin dongsaeng just looks so tiny and cute even when he’s being nasty. so one day, he approaches the ap after lecture and shows him the question that he’s been pondering over since the last calculus test.

∫ƒ(g(x))g'(x)dx = F(g(x)) + C
if u = g(x), then du = g'(x) dx and i get a date with you?

kyungsoo scrutinizes kris for a long minute, making him squirm before he scribbles his reply.

∫ƒ(y)dy + ∫g(x)dx = C, where C is a constant, just like how you’re constantly dumb, and y is for yes

kyungsoo decides that kris is his most embarrassing tall problem (chanyeol is mere second) when he arrives and sees that bouquet of roses in his hands. he makes kris trash the flowers in the nearest rubbish bin but keeps the little penguin soft toy that’s sitting between the roses. “if you get me flowers again, i will cook you ala hannibal.” the threat is uttered in a calm tone but kris recoils from that frigid look on kyungsoo’s face.

because kris values his life, for the entire night, he refrains from taking kyungsoo’s coat for him or even helping him with dinner choices. so when they bid farewell, kyungsoo sighs and mutters, “do i even have do this by myself.” then he’s yanking the collar of kris’ shirt, making him bend down down down until his flustered eyes meet kyungsoo’s. “i guess you’re my problem now,” kyungsoo says, all resigned, tilting kris’ chin up before he leans in to kiss him hard on the lips.

this was rly cute ;;;;;;;;;;

bless your light anon

bless chanyeol too lol

omfg i love this it's cute as hell

cries ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

omg anon this is sf qt ;;

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