part sixty five

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[(Anonymous)]

show where chinguline gather to diss suho

[(Anonymous)]

i feel like this would make me hate them

[(Anonymous)]

everything revolves around suho

mama/dad jokes, crying jokes

[(Anonymous)]

mom/dad jokes are die

http://exomeme.dreamwidth.org/19953.html?thread=83152625#cmt83152625

[(Anonymous)]

nah he's like that with everyone. doppar said when they first met kai was cold too.

Re: http://exomeme.dreamwidth.org/19953.html?thread=83152625#cmt83152625

[(Anonymous)]

yup and that after u get to know him he warms up :3

[(Anonymous)]

doppar calling out on suho's fake cry is the highlight of my exo stanning. i'm concerned with stans who still believe in suho's "crying without tears" thing

[(Anonymous)]

why are u acting like the rest of exo havent called him out either

[(Anonymous)]

xiumin lost to jino in that sm singing contest right? lmao what a flop contest

[(Anonymous)]

hdu at least dage can hit the high notes

[(Anonymous)]

[140713 SSTP] D.O says that he sleeps around 12 to 1 usually when there’s no schedule. Suho denies what he said by saying D.O sleeps very late when he plays games. D.O denies him back by saying, “What are you saying, I never play games." Suho: “Ah, is that so. I was wrong then." Suho then said that in order to grow taller, he sleeps at 10 which D.O responded with a “Stop lying."

idokyungsoo都暻秀吧

[(Anonymous)]

crying doppar feels everywhere

[(Anonymous)]

bounce is really addicting

[(Anonymous)]

ikr ;; even the flop part

[(Anonymous)]

CHANYEOL: once i lost rock paper scisccors so i had to buy coffees for all the members and manager hyungs.
XIUMIN: i remember ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
CHANYEOL: there was a REALLY LARGE SIZE and.. for some strange reason... everyone ordered their drinks in that size.... even for smoothies...
XIUMIN: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
CHANYEOL: so i said yOU CAN'T LEAVE THIS CAFE UNTIL YOU FINISH IT
trans cr.: ggamjongin

poor calculator

[(Anonymous)]

lol the last part tho

[(Anonymous)]

lol suho really is the easiest hyung to bully (and once again no it wasn't sechen, it was chen who said that about suho)

[(Anonymous)]

cant wait for m3 to snatch exo's wig

[(Anonymous)]

cant wait for m3/exo unf

[(Anonymous)]

SH: We went to hongkong a few weeks ago / DO: Yes.. / SH: The plane was really comfortable~

lol really suho? that's all you have to say about hongkong?

[(Anonymous)]

cxo didn't trans fully
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1rlbsp5

[(Anonymous)]

D.O.: you know that weird noise suho made when he cried after we won first place? that sounds similar to a part in 'smoky girl'
SUHO: ha ha ha
D.O.: so we make that noise at dorm~ "junmyuny hyung ddeuh shi ddeuh shi" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

SUHO: i don't like winter!
D.O.: what
SUHO: i don't like the cold!
D.O.: i like winter
SUHO: really?
D.O.: yeah, i like the cold.

[romantic french bgm]
SUHO: hello everyone, dj suho is here. [kissing noise.]
D.O.: hello everyone, dj do dio.
SUHO: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
D.O.: su-ssi, get your cheesy lines over and done with and introduce your song please.

D.O.: i'm not nervous at all now but..
SUHO: ha ha ha
D.O.: suho-ssi, i think you're still nervous.
SUHO: i paNICKED

[introducing 'the story only i didn't know myself']
D.O.: this is a song suho-ssi listens to at 10:47:26 every night
SUHO: ha.. ha...

trans cr.: ggamjongin

[(Anonymous)]

cold city namja do d.o

[(Anonymous)]

what i wouldn't give for chansoo to mc a radio show

[(Anonymous)]

same

[(Anonymous)]

they should try out every member and give a radio show to the best ones

[(Anonymous)]

they should have something like sukira, except instead of permanent hosts they rotate through all 66 pairings

[(Anonymous)]

CHANYEOL: hello i'm chanyeol who's in charge of voice and reaction and many more to come
SUHO: are you sure about that
D.O.: ha ha ha
SUHO: you won't be for long

XIUMIN: [cheering for chanyeol in the background]
D.O.: you guys are loud, you guys are loud.
CHANYEOL AND XIUMIN: i hope you all get fat~
D.O.: hush, you guys are noisy!!!!

D.O.: [reading out the rules and names]
CHANYEOL: do IT FASTER! FASTER! HURRY! FAAAAASTER!!
D.O.: [continues reading at his own pace]

SUHO: how do you think we're doing?
CHANYEOL: i was actually listening and-
D.O.: i think we're better.

[introducing the 'guest']
D.O.: if i have to compare him to a food, he's like a shooting star. tonight's guest is..
CHANYEOL: hello, i'm exo's super star chanyeol
D.O.: ah...
SUHO: we said shooting star, not super star

trans cr.: ggamjongin

[(Anonymous)]

a food? shooting star...?

[(Anonymous)]

http://sonluhan.tumblr.com/post/55432652926/kyungsoo-correcting-joonmyuns-harry-potter

DOPPAR PLS

[(Anonymous)]

lol wat

http://chanyeolismysexualfantasy.tumblr.com/post/55307490314/cute-dj-park-chanyeol-this-is-the-au-wh

[(Anonymous)]

http://chanyeolismysexualfantasy.tumblr.com/post/55307490314/cute-dj-park-chanyeol-this-is-the-au-where

ok who is writing this au

Re: http://chanyeolismysexualfantasy.tumblr.com/post/55307490314/cute-dj-park-chanyeol-this-is-the-a

[(Anonymous)]

there's an aff fic that's pm this except they're roommates who don't talk so it's like secret identities and stuff and it was so cute

but it never updated past the first chapter ;A;

[(Anonymous)]

RYEWOOK: have you ever mistaken something as a crush?
CHEN: i don't eat regularly, but this girl would always ask me if i ate. this is really dangerous. you can hurt the other person by giving the wrong impression.
BAEKHYUN: yes, if you confess that you like them, and they say no, there's going to be someone crying.

CHEN: i swallow my spit hard before i go on stage.
RYEOWOOK: why can't you just drink water?
BAEKHYUN: yeah drink water, not your spit.

BAEKHYUN: “My lucky charm is this bracelet that was given to me buy a noona I really like. She’s my trainer and she gave me this bracelet during a slump I had before this comeback. I was worried and had a lot of thoughts about singing. She gave me this bracelet to become the fearless Baekhyun I once was."

trans cr.: ggamjongin

[(Anonymous)]

baek oppar ;;

[(Anonymous)]

FAN: sehuna, i live there
SEHUN: ? by the sea?
FAN: ... ah.. yes, i'm a mermaid.
SEHUN: you're a fish?
FAN: ...? uh... yes, i'm a mullet fish.
SEHUN: salmon tastes really nice.
FAN: ?? ? i like salmon too..
SEHUN: but why are you telling me this.
FAN: what? i'm so-
trans cr.: ggamjongin

sehone pls

[(Anonymous)]

sehun needs to talk more so i can gauge his personality

[(Anonymous)]

OH SEHUN'S MANY HEARING PROBLEMS

FAN: oppa, you're so handsome ㅠㅠ
SEHUN: did you ask if i got intestines???
FAN: what? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
SEHUN: what?
FAN: no.. i said that you're handsomeㅠㅠㅠㅠ
SEHUN: don't we all have intestines though?...
FAN: ... you're right
SEHUN: i have intestines too~
[the lord is testing me]
FAN: oppa your hair looks like ice cream!!
SEHUN: ??? you permed your hair with ice cream?
FAN: .... [the fuck is this-]
SEHUN: that's really amusing
[last of many more to come]
FAN: sehun oppa, are you an angel?
SEHUN: did you ask if i've used a gun before?
FAN: [the fuck is this] no... i asked if you're an angel...
SEHUN: yes i've never used a gun before
trans cr.: ggamjongin

[(Anonymous)]

these can't be true...

[(Anonymous)]

whoa where did all these lukai come from on sncj

[(Anonymous)]

haven't checked there in a while, ty for alerting me anon

[(Anonymous)]

lmao paradisist's "poetry"

[(Anonymous)]

nugu?

[(Anonymous)]

how do some people look so clean all the time...every time i step out of the shower, i already feel gross ;~;

[(Anonymous)]

i feel u D: i just look grimy and greasy all the time while my hygiene is almost obsessively good

[(Anonymous)]

i havent actually heard the whole thing but going by the translations surprisingly sudo >>> baekchen&xiuyeol

[(Anonymous)]

let's not...

[(Anonymous)]

should i get a headstart on my biochem shit

[(Anonymous)]

yes anon! work hard and come back soon :*