part two hundred and ten

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[(Anonymous)]

it's the lalalala~ part, where they rub their forearms

[(Anonymous)]

happy camp tmr \o/ concert tmr \o/

[(Anonymous)]

da i think it's for the movie? he's wearing the same outfit when they were shooting a scene in the hospital if not then he's probably being chased by fans

[(Anonymous)]

ooh i've not seen this b4 his outfit is hat. he looks like a jpap idol

[(Anonymous)]

omg that meta toop from last part is amazing. it's in the shape of a placeholder and omg anons are so great

[(Anonymous)]

did it actually link anything

Re: wc!au: team doppar (on and on part 2) 2/2

[(Anonymous)]

unf anon

[(Anonymous)]

lool qt

[(Anonymous)]

yeah but was there a html fail? bc i'm trying to open the images and it redirects me to meme u_u gj tho

wc!au: team kai – sukai fic (or more like drabble)

[(Anonymous)]

671 words, $uho tries to teach pool boy kai how to swim

[(Anonymous)]

i feel bad for writing what feels like badfic but anything to save opger right?

Re: wc!au: team kai – sukai fic (or more like drabble)

[(Anonymous)]

and collapsing

Re: wc!au: team kai – sukai fic (or more like drabble)

[(Anonymous)]

"Come on, hop in!"

Kai dipped one foot into the water. Filled with water, the pool was so different. And to be honest, Kai preferred pools when they're drained from water so that he could climb in without getting wet and safely scrub the tiles down. At least the water had a nice temperature. He looked at Suho who smiled and waved at him, obviously feeling in his element, quite like a fish in the sea.

"...How deep is it?" Kai asked cautiously.

"It barely reaches my neck, look. And you're even taller than me. If you jump in, you'll feel the ground beneath your feet immediately. It'll be okay, trust me."

Kai looked into the pool, swallowing. The tiles on the bottom seemed to wave and swirl into each other as the water surface rippled. It didn't look trustworthy at all. Kai liked having steady ground beneath his feet.

He had gone skydiving before, but jumping out of an airplane seemed safer than jumping into a body of water. The thing with skydiving was that you dropped through air and landed on normal ground. The biggest advantage air had over water was that you couldn't drown in it.

Kai sat down at the edge of the pool, gripped it tightly and eased his body slowly down into the water, not letting go until he felt the flat tiles beneath his feet. It seemed to take an eternity. There was way too much water around him. Gritting his teeth, he contemplated to just fuck it and climb back out. Sehun would have a field day. A pool boy who's scared of a little water.

Suho didn't laugh though. He swam over to Kai with a few slow strokes, only his head poking out of the water. The way he smiled oddly reminded Kai of a seal he had seen in a zoo as a child.

"We'll stay close to the edge, okay?" he said, when he stood next to Kai.

"Okay. And now? What am I supposed to do now?" Why had he agreed to let Suho teach him how to swim again?

"Spread your arms and let them rest at the water surface. Do you feel how they float?"

Honestly, he did not feel how they floated. At all. He pressed his lips in a thin line.

"Okay, and now try kicking your legs up to the front. Like lying back on your favourite couch. Look, I'll show you." Suho opened his arms and leaned back into the water, his legs came floating up until his knobbly knees poked out of the water, feet paddling a bit to help him stay afloat for a while. Then he pulled his legs back down and stood.

Kai tried to copy him, but what had seemed so effortless for Suho wasn't easy at all. His legs wouldn't come up to the surface, no matter how hard he tried to kick them up and his neck and shoulder cramped from keeping his head a safe distance above the water. It was unfair how the water seemed to carry Suho the way it should considering the laws of nature. But in Kai's case, gravity seemed to disobey and pull him down relentlessly towards a wet death. He stood and frowned at the water. How was he going to learn to swim if he couldn't even do this? Damn you, water, just let me float!

Suho chuckled at him. "It's completely normal that it doesn't work on the first try. Don't let it discourage you. Just try again. If you don't mind, I'll put a hand under your back and help you up? Just take deep and even breaths, I'll make sure your nose stays in the air, yeah?"

There was something to be said about a warm hand under your back holding you up so that you, albeit a little clumsily and insecurely, float on the water surface, blue sky and brilliant summer sun right above you the only thing in your field of vision.

[(Anonymous)]

anon i wrote about an opger having a self-lubricating asshole as a superpower... u_u it doesn't get more badfic than that

[(Anonymous)]

ot anons look at these handmade bracelets

[(Anonymous)]

generally ia lol. what did you write, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

chen, lay, dage

[(Anonymous)]

pretty *-*

wc!au: team sehun - bf model 35an (part 2)

[(Anonymous)]

selu, 933w

Re: wc!au: team sehun - bf model 35an (part 2)

[(Anonymous)]

colapapse

Re: wc!au: team sehun - bf model 35an (part 2)

[(Anonymous)]

When Sehun whirred to life, the first thing he did was spit out the Styrofoam in his mouth. He was programmed to enjoy chocolate bubble tea and spicy hot pot. Plus, humans didn’t eat plastic. He stood up, his joints feeling stiff. Looking at the box he came from, he became confused as to why he had been sleeping there but shrugged it off. He needed to look for his lover. Lu Han was the name. He knew his birthday and his blood type, but nothing else – not his favourite colour or his favourite sport.

Despite being naked, Sehun didn’t feel embarrassed. He walked around, hoping he would find Lu Han. He found him in the living room fooling around with another man. “Lu Han,” he called, walking towards them, but when Lu Han and the other man looked at him, their eyes widened. Lu Han flinched and started panicking.

“Who—”

“Oh Sehun at your service,” Sehun replied, kneeling down. “I am your boyfriend. In my past life, I was a poet who composed philosophical sonnets about the brevity of life and the nature of love. I was born into a rich family of five, but have found my own way in this world. I am competent in speed talking and laughing at bad jokes. I notice that you are not interested in my life story. No matter, you are the most important part of my story now. I find you very attractive. Perhaps we should fuck?”

Lu Han screamed, “What?! No! No! No!” He turned towards the other man, screeching, “Kyungsoo! Do something! I don’t want a robot boyfriend!”

“I notice that you are looking at my penis,” Sehun commented, making Lu Han turn a deep red. “I have a self-lubricating penis. There is no need to hurry for the bedside drawer when my penis can do all the work. Would you like a poem about my penis? Oh, my dear penis, my dear penis! How hard you are—”

“Kyungsoo!” Lu Han shouted. “Isn’t there a reset button? Why did you make me kiss him?” Lu Han began to shake Kyungsoo violently. “Help me!”

Kyungsoo grimaced. “You have to tell him to be quiet. He’s programmed to respond to you. Treat him like a human, and—”

“Excuse me, Kyungsoo person, but I am human,” Sehun interrupted, rolling his eyes.

“Sehun, that’s your name, right?” Lu Han asked.

Sehun nodded, happy that his lover was no longer overtly distressed.

“Sehun, can you go back to your box and lie down. I need to talk to Kyungsoo privately.”

Pouting, Sehun agreed, walking away from the room. Lying down in his box, he noticed there was another person in the house.

“Hey, I haven’t seen you before,” greeted the tall man. “I’m Chanyeol.”

“Hi, Chanyeol, I’m Oh Sehun.”

Chanyeol’s eyes widened. “Oh, you’re Oh Sehun. Cool. What model are you?”

“Model?” Sehun asked, confused. “My body is suitable for modelling underwear and uniforms of any sort.”

“No, I mean—”

Chanyeol paused as they both heard Kyungsoo shout out Chanyeol’s name. “I must go,” Chanyeol said. “My master is calling for me.”

Sehun shrugged. When Chanyeol left, Lu Han arrived in front of him. Grinning in excitement, Sehun said, “Lu Han, you’re here!”

“Yes,” Lu Han replied, running a hand through his dyed blond hair. Lu Han was very handsome. “You have to get dressed. Chanyeol is going to give you some of his clothes and then I’m going to take you home, okay?” While they waited for Chanyeol to return from the closet, Lu Han stuck his hand inside the box and began to rummage around.

“What are you looking for? Perhaps I can help find it for you,” Sehun offered, throwing the Styrofoam bits on the floor.

Lu Han shook his head. “Don’t worry.” Lu Han’s face lit up when he retrieved a small card.

It read: Dear Volunteer,
Unfortunately, we have run out of Love Models. Thus, we have given you a Sex Model. It should be identical to the programming you input for the Love Model, only the Sex Model will require charging in the form of sexual communication. We hope you do not mind! We hope Boyfriend Model 35AN makes you happy! Please fill in the survey forms we send weekly via e-mail or risk having your Boyfriend Model taken.
Sincerely,
Super Micro Entertainment.

“What the fuck?!” Lu Han screeched. “Sexual communication?!”

Sehun’s eyes lit up at those words. His lover might be loud and scream and shout a lot, but Sehun liked loud. Before Sehun could dedicate a poem to Lu Han about the benefits of loud sexual communication, Kyungsoo arrived with clothing. He gave them to Lu Han and said, “Hurry up before mum gets home.”

Lu Han whacked Kyungsoo over the head with the clothes before hurriedly passing them to Sehun and ordering him to put them on. Sehun obeyed, slipping on a grunge shirt and black pants. There was no underwear, but it didn’t really matter because the clothes were already really tight. Lu Han threw the card he had been reading at Kyungsoo. “I’ll have my revenge, Do Kyungsoo. You better watch your back because I’m coming for you.”

Kyungsoo laughed, waving him off, before he glanced at the card and began to read.

Lu Han grabbed Sehun’s arm, dragging him to the door. Sehun followed like a trained puppy.

“I didn’t mean for that to happen,” Sehun heard Kyungsoo shout when they were at the doorway. Lu Han kept shaking his head and groaning even as they went down the elevator.

[(Anonymous)]

writing fic where kyungsoo buys a puppy u_u

[(Anonymous)]

:OO

Re: wc!au: team sehun - bf model 35an (part 2)

[(Anonymous)]

what pairing did you decide to go with? heh

[(Anonymous)]

i know, nonnie.... i know.... /o\