♡ bombameme ♡ ([personal profile] exomeme) wrote2014-07-08 03:51 pm

part two hundred and thirteen

      

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round one: 07-08 00:00 UTC - 07-10 23:59 UTC
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Re: wc!au: team sehun [c] - seyeol

(Anonymous) 2014-07-10 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
sehun is awakened from his slumber by the constant vibrations he feels on his crotch. "jesus christ, hyung," he mutters while rubbing away the sleepiness from eyes. "i thought we agreed these surprise morning blow jobs need to stop."

"who are you talking to?"

sehun's eyes flit open when he hears joonmyun's echoey voice coming from the bathroom. baekhyun wasn't in the room either. if it weren't them then who…

the vibrations continue to tickle sehun's crotch (and if didn't have morning wood then, he certainly does now), so sehun frees himself of the blanket and finds the source of this shallow arousal: his phone. he grabs it and rolls onto his stomach, sighing at the disappointment so early in the morning.

5 missed calls and 36 new messages. ah. sehun had forgotten that his thirsty ass high school friends wanted to hang out today. he opens up the ktt app and shoots them a text.

BBOMSAENAJI:
kekekeke i just woke up, i'll be there in half an hour!

not even a second later, his phone explodes with replies from his friends. wow the prince has finally risen! lazy bitch. lol osen ur gonna take an hour and a half aren't you. sehun laughs to himself and opens up the front camera of his phone. his friends know him so well. sehun preens himself a bit, taking particular care of his bangs. hair is such a defining trait--it can either make you or break you. he wants his hair to look bed head messy, but not just-had-sex morning after messy. never morning after messy, until he can actually brag about having a morning after. which unfortunately doesn't seem to happening be any time soon.

it takes sehun 150 selcas before finding one he likes. teenage girls have nothing on him when it comes to finding the right selca. if the company allowed sehun to have a Facebook account, you best believe he'd be that one bitch posting all the pictures he takes of himself (he wasn't an ulzzang pre-debut for nothing). instagram is too public for all his pictures to be exposed. and he wouldn't necessarily say he does it for the attention, but he can't deny that he keeps track of which pictures get more likes. sns is such a powerful tool; validation for the vain.

when he finally feels like not being a lazy shit, sehun gets out of bed to wash up. which really means brush his teeth, wash his face, and put on the clothes he wore yesterday. it's not like his friends saw him yesterday anyways. and why would he need to shower? he'll just wear a cap. yeah, that's a good idea.


***


it's a free sunday afternoon, meaning chanyeol gets the time to work on some of his music and laze around in the dorms. he opens up a few of his compositions, adjusting the EQ on his synths to remove any unwanted background frequencies. he also pays close attention to the panning; he's noticed the audio on some of his tracks have been uneven. ever since chanyeol attended some of the music production classes the company referred him to, he's noticed so many details he overlooked before.

feeling satisfied with the amount of work he's put in, chanyeol takes his headphones off and stretches his arms behind his head. kyungsoo's chilling on the bed beside him watching a movie on his iPad. chanyeol flicks kyungsoo's ear, which earns him a fuck off, and gets up to go to his dresser.

if there's anything chanyeol is more meticulous about than his music, it's his wardrobe. or more specifically, his snapbacks.

he opens the glass doors of his dresser and stares at his load of caps, heart swelling with pride at his glorious collection.

every time he gets a day off, chanyeol likes to organize his collection. or more like re-organize, since he never leaves his hats in a mess. he just likes admiring all of them one by one. kyungsoo always used to tell him to stop being so anal about his hats, but then one time chanyeol grilled him hard for reading yaoi manhwa. he really didn't want to pull a low blow like that, but at least it shut kyungsoo up.

chanyeol tippy toes a bit to remove all his caps from the top shelf, which are the more expensive brand named ones. he also removes the hats from the bottom shelf, which are the ones from their pop up store and official goods. sure, its pretty embarrassing it be repping your own band's clothing line but, free snapbacks. how could anyone refuse.

piling all of his caps on the floor, chanyeol picks them up one by one and tries them on in front of a mirror.

he tries on his black bratson snapback first and poses in the mirror. he really loves the writing on it that says "subcultural vein" even though he doesn't know what the hell it actually means. next he tries on a basic obey snapback, then a supreme fitted. each time he tries a different one on he feels like a whole new person. it's such an invigorating experience, really.

chanyeol organizes his hats by appearance this time, whereas the last time he sorted them by brand. he puts his plain bratson, leata, and ssur snapbacks all in one column on the top shelf. next to it he makes another column with his supreme, obey, and dope snapbacks; when he feels like showcasing obnoxiously big font on his head, he'll look to these.

after sorting out his 9fifty snapbacks and 59fifty fitteds (baekhyun mixed these up last time and chanyeol fucking raged because how hard is it to know the difference), chanyeol feels accomplished and refreshed. he almost leaves his prized possessions before realizing there was one snapback he hadn't seen. his hundreds snapback. the one with the animated bomb on the front. it's one of his favourites.

chanyeol begins to panic. how could he lose that one, of all snapbacks?! he used to wear it so often right after debut because it was one of the first gifts he received from a fan, and wearing it always made him feel so good. he takes a few deep breaths and closes his eyes, back tracing his steps. he definitely saw it yesterday when he was putting away his miami heat snapback…if it disappeared overnight…

jesus fucking christ.

oh sehun.


***


sehun returns to the dorms in a good mood, whistling a happy tune. "i'm back!" he yells, putting his keys on the key rack in the kitchen. no one answers him, so they're all probably out or sleeping. sehun shoves the taro bubble tea he brought back for chanyeol in the freezer. a peace offering, maybe.

trying to be as quiet as possible, sehun tip toes to chanyeol's room he shares with kyungsoo and jongin. he tries to open the door, but it's locked. damnit. he only got in earlier because he feigned having to take a massive shit while joonmyun was using their bathroom to shave (yeah, sure). he fiddles with the tongue of the snapback he borrowed from chanyeol earlier. without chanyeol's permission. okay, he does feel kind of bad and knows chanyeol will flip his shit but he was running late and couldn't find a hat of his own that looked nice and chanyeol's snapbacks just smelt so good it smelt like him and--

the door in front of sehun suddenly opens and he's greeted by a disheveled chanyeol, eyes a bit red having just woken up from a nap.

sehun stares at chanyeol who mutters a oh, you're back and wonders how he can be so damn fine. fuck.

he probably looks dumb right now making googly eyes at chanyeol, but chanyeol doesn't seem to notice. his facial expression does change, however, a flash of anger crossing his face. sehun realizes chanyeol finally registered the fact that his favourite snapback is on top of sehun's (unwashed) head.

sehun gives chanyeol a sheepish grin and quickly blurts, "sweat pants hair tied chillin' with no make up on hyung thats when you're the prettiest i hope that you don't--"

"you mother fucker!" chanyeol raises his arm and sehun flinches, falling to the ground on his knees and rubbing his palms together, asking for forgiveness.

"hyung i'm sorry! don't be mad! please oh god i'll do anything just don't send kyungsoo to beat the shit out of me last time was too much i couldn't even walk properly please--"

chanyeol laughs and bends down at eye level with sehun. he flicks sehun's forehead and says, "it's okay. it looks good on you anyways."

sehun's eyes widen in surprise. "holy shit, seriously? wow, thanks hyung. well i brought you bubble tea it's in the freezer if you--"

chanyeol covers sehun's mouth with his hand, shutting him up. "but you said you'd do anything, right?" sehun slightly nods, eyes revealing some sort of fear. chanyeol smirks at his reaction and pulls him up off the ground.

"get in the room then. face down, ass up."

Re: wc!au: team sehun [c] - seyeol

(Anonymous) 2014-07-10 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
that ending oh my

Re: wc!au: team sehun [c] - seyeol

(Anonymous) 2014-07-10 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
lol irl at everything, i live for self-absorbed sehun tbh and unf that ending :9