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lol that'd be great too! i kinda want a plot twist where yixing actually doesn't smoke and he's just a fucking idiot who inadvertantly ate a bracelet once



luhan's up studying with the tv on in the background and it's yixing again going on about the everyday uses of hemp oil and decides to call in. yixing's eyes go wide for a split second when he recognizes the voice again.

"how did the anal beans work out for you, man?"

"uh, must've gotten lost in the mail, or maybe my neighbor stole them from my doorstep. damn you kim soonja halmonie, you crafty wench," lu han lies, but not about the neighbor thing though. the grandmother in the apartment across the hall really does steal the coupons he gets in the mail sometimes.

"are you gonna ask if hemp oil can be used as lube? because i'm gonna be honest, i haven't tried that yet so the internet would probably be a better source for that kind of information."

"not much action, nowadays?"

"i guess you could say that. there's cobwebs between my thighs so that can't be a good sign," yixing grins and his eyes completely disappear.